Road crossing – an art or a pain?

This post is dedicated to one of my best buds who claims to be one of the best road crossers (might I add that this friend ended up denting a bajaj scooter once while crossing the road.) I salute you!

So here is the thing, I am not very good at road crossing. (I repeat I am NOT six) ( I can cross residential roads n all I'm not THAT pathetic!) Anyway, my friends think I should practise crossing. But I'm smart, I have this plan which works most of the times. See I have this tall friend (hehe!) and everytime I need to cross I jus leave the crossing part to my friend. But theres a problem, I dont have too many tall friends andI'm generally exposed to one side of the traffic.( Now u know why I like one-ways). So I thought I could improvise my plan.So im thinking all I need now is another tall friend , maybe two incase one falls sick. And voila all my traffic troubles are gone! (told u I was smart) So heres how my ad will read


WANTED : One tall person with good traffic sense and good eye sight. Should be able to make conversation during the period of the road crossing. Should be willing to risk his/her life for short delightful people. (ME) Should maintain good hand hygiene. If interested contact pp.

Hey I m paying for the ad might as well ask for the best.If everything fails will just buy two of those humungous red STOP signs.